*KuLEyt*

"the wise man is he who loves and reveres GOD. a man's merit lies in his knowledge and his deeds, not in his color, faith, race, or descent. for remember, my friend, the son of a shepherd who posseses knowledge is of greater worth of a nation than the heir of the throne, if he be ignorant. knowledge is your true patent of nobility, no matter who your father or what your race may be. learning is the only wealth tyrants cannot despoil. only death can dim the lamp of knowledge is within you. the true wealth of a nation lies not in its gold or silver but in its learning, wisdom, and in the uprightness of its sons."-kahlil gibran

_:*not an ACADEMIAN, BUT STILL ROCKZ*:_
they sEd:
kuya:KYUT, SUPER KULIT
keypi:SUCH STUBBORN
aryan:DRAMATIC
jhEnn:FANATIC
ruth:TALKATIVE
dyanne:BLUSHY CHEEKS
lour:UNPREDICTABLE

**my real nEym is Beverly-Cel **
-call me berlai
-15 yRs YOUNG
-estujante..4thyR hYskul
-DNSCian
-Bunso ng 'seniors 06-07'

**MVP HIGH! **
-most valuable player,Basketball women's div ,DNSC INTRAMURALS 06-07

**'i luv BASKETBALL' **
-olTym fave player:DON2 hontiveros
-current fave player:Jay2 helterbrand
-olTym fave team:SanMiguel Beermen
-current fave teams:ginebra&purefUds
-olTym fave coach:Jong Uichico
olTym fave coaches:Koy banal,Ryan gregorio

**i luv musiC!..OPM* *
-current favesOngs:trUth,peaceman(bamboo)..stars(callalily)..Bitiw(spongecola). .Sana(shamrock)..Beer(itchyworms)
-olTym favesOngs:EasierToRun,.MyDecember..Numb(linkin'parK),.ParaSa'Yo(PNE),. Gemini(spongecola)..AllYouWanted(micheele brancH)

[*] ai yAb jUu...olweiz..TOMODACHI[*]
**_keypi,aryan,jHenn,ep2,pato,mamiCarmi,pai,ibyang,ianjeyn,dyanne, dadiMarty,nikoi,porCh,ren2,sitch,udal,miyong,joben,gadot,dadiYo,airOn, babui,pedz_**

**i also lUv**
noli me tangere, el fili, soccer, daydreaming, patintero, Kzone,W.I.t.C.h., spazio, world of Fun, timeZone, SonicBoom, jollibee rocky road sundae with brownies, RRB's chococaramel roll, taisans, brownies,.black pilot ballpen, Rey mysterio, joHn cena,

arwind santos,kim valenzuela,james yap,paul artadi,wesley gonzales,larry fonacier,joseph yeo,RJ rizada,Jon Dan salvador,PJ simon,jay2 helterbrand,denok miranda,roger yap,kelly williams,cyrus baguio,froilan baguion,topex robinson,willie miller,L.A. tenorio,KG canaleta,jayR reyes,al magpayo,al vergara,reid juntilla,marcy arellano,aaron aban,JEFFREI ALLAN CHAN!!,mike cortez,JC INTAL,chris tiu,macky escalona,mark borboran,jonas villanueva,boyet bautista..aNd meNi more!!

*also luv to hate HELLER*
well...aYun, !!

1. YOUR REAL NAME?
`beverly-cel cimafranca

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first three letters of your name,
plus izzle)

`bevizzle...o_0

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color
and fav animal)

`blue koala...kakaktawa!!

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle
name, and current street name)

`cosare --la kaming kalye--hahaha i mean street name...


5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3
letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 3
letters of mom's maiden name

`cimbecos...anu un???

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite
color, favorite drink)

`black coffee wid cream..nyakz~!!!

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter
of your first name, 3rd letter of your
last name, any letter of your middle
name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden
name, 3rd letter of you dads middle
name, 1st letter of a siblings first
name, last letter of your moms middle
name)

`emobyt...aba nYc!!

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother/father middle name)

`llubit..huh!?

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and
the name of one your pets)

`red notnot..nyc!!!

10. SCIENTIFIC NAME (for the genus:
nickname then add licious, for the
species: add canabis, be sure to
capitalize fist letter of genus name)
`BERLAILICIOUS berlaicanabis 

11. ANIME NAME (last 2 letters of
last name plus harakiri)

`caharakiri..ngek!

12. NAME AT NIGHT (first 2 letters of
middle name then add shalala)

`coshalala..bueng!..haha

13. UNDERGROUND NAME (ka then
nickname plus ing)

`ka-berlaing..wkoko


14. TYPHOON NAME (last 3 letters of
mother's middle name then yang)

`lluyang...parang chinese..haha


15. DINOSAUR NAME (fav fruit
plus "asaur"

`mangoasaur..haha!!!!

`ewan.. para sa'kin uu..
talagaNg uu..
ewan.. ewan..

ang labo ba?
uu.. labo nga..
kasi malabo nga eh..
labo naMan oh..
kasi nga malabo..
engoOt..
labo nga eh..
la lang ..
basta
malabo lang..
okei ba?
labo nOh?
kasi nga eh.. malabo..
ilang ulit ko bang uulitin..
kasi malabo..
kea malabo..
period..
kaso labo nga eh...
diba sObrang labo?
kasi di nga malinaw..
kaya malabo..
di na ata tumatakbo isip mo eh..
malabo nga..
kasinlabo ko..
oh dba?
malabo xang talaga eh..
xadOng malabo..
ulitin nga nateEn..
MALABO!!!
kasi malabo..
how cum?
sUper labo..
wak mo na try intindihin..
malabo kasi..


++ nagpapatawa lang++
labo nuH?

++~~khUleyt~~++

 

siya..

uu xa..

bobonez gud..

blooper

#1-" na boboard ako.." ..(he means naboboRed)

#2-plage xang **WROng gRammaring cLub!!**

 

kainiz xa..

ayun nagPosT ulet, anOng nakain?.. well.. medjo la sa moOd kasi .. ewan ko.. la lang..

dili keU sabuTable anG wOrld kRon nga deiz.. ambot s wOrld..

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*skulguRl*

makaBuang sa skul pramiz!.*handz-up*.. la jud lingaw pag naa ka s skul bizkin naa si UDAL!!.. hantod karOn la gihapon ko kabalo unsa ako purpose naNu ng-skul ko,...

-pra magsulat ug asSynment s hauz (nga usually s skul n jud gnabuhat..)

-pra s attendanz?

-pra makita c *MYPZ*?++ dli wue ++

-mao man ang Uso?.. (uso ba gud nga daghan ug O-S-Y krOn nuh..)

..unsa man jud??...

heller is back.. balik tiger hetcHu heller 4ever!!

 

 

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.. bad la ko masulat.. blanko ako mind..

 

pato and lyf break na.. issue jud na.. ambot ue..

 

no more ST!!

isang buwan din akong di nagpOst..

biglang nabUhay kasi la lang mgwa d2 s e-lib..

la lng tlga..

 

 

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*mypz*

wlng pagba2go, nsa likuran ko p rin xa nakaupo.. harhar.. friends pa rin kmi <minsan hindi..harhar>.. ewan ko b, affecTed?!.. hmm.. plge n lng aKonG pnagla2ruan ni sitChy..<manungOg baH!!?>,.. hmpz!.. si *mypz* si harUko, den si HazeL si rukawa, and ako si sAkuRagi.. ** gnwa b nman ako0ng nghahabol s panget n Un.. hmpz.. kainiz c sitchy, peO smYL p rin naka2twa ksi mukha nUn eh..

watta 'bOut him?.. ala nmaN, **xa dw dahilan kung bkit ng-aaRal p dw ako,pumapaxok khit di namn interesado s klase.. ++bad nu ++ peo nDeh ue.. xempre sYang ung mga ibinayd ng nanay at tatay ko s skul pra mkapg-aral lng.. **ue sCholar akoH peO di naman spat.. anu b yan..** sChoLarship nga eh delay naMng dumating ung stipend kainiz din.. ++ginaw .. lapit ko lang sa aircon..++.. bat b nsali yang mga yan.. diba ang issue eh si *mypz*..<harhar>si *mypz* .. ebRy day na umaasa sa pad ko, i mean s PAPEL ko.. hingi ng hingi parasite.. gngwa niAng jowk ung paghingi eh.. lam mo un, ung tinatawanan ka nia.. ganito line nia olweiz.. : Lai hati tau (kunwari crosswise ksi my quiz).. sa2bihin ko naman :______ (la nga pla akong sinasabi).. tapuz ganito agad ung hirit nia : PRaY-over; (wid matching pa pikit2 s eyes nd nkayuko pa harhar..) sna magkarOon ng awa.. tapuz xempre nkktwa ung face nia tawa ako ng tawa harhar.. bigay ko na lang ung kalahati.. tapuz si2ngit si sitchy.. "UuUy.. saku!!".. oH diba kainiz.. harhar ulet..

 

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studnt teacherz..

hmm., i weeK lang sila , bukas wla na ulet sila.. kainiz kasi eBrydei na lang may QUIZ nd AsSynmnT.. tinatamad pa naMn ako pag ST ang nsa claz,..  di kc enjoyable, di rin sabutable.. ewAn ko nga baket ST ung nsa claz namin ewan..!!!..  

 

yeah..gugma is eBryweR sa aming kazrum...grr...ehem..

jhenn..yeH ke..toot..i noE..

kim..sUs ke HELLER!!...the devil in sYt..

ruth..wawa, yEh ..ke bezpren joBen..

ep..still ke evz..

lour...hmmm....dadiyo?

ianjeyn...hmnmm...ke pantat japUn..

faye..ke "JR"

me!...of corz ke  JC intal,..Wesley Gonzales,.Chris Tiu,.Joseph Yeo...aNd mYPz!!!...aNd ke mwuah pa rin...

 

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 "sana"..by shamrock...

yun anG palaging kinakanta ni mwuaH eh..hmmm...sana...yeH..reqUest ko din yun na kantahin nia!!..

 

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 saD pa din me...no wins pa rin aNg SMB..ano ba nangyayari sa kanila...

peO happY...aKoe baK to normal na kami ni Bezpren...normal nga ba?..mukhaNg nDeh eh... aYun...mas sweet xa,..mas caring ngEun..uuuy..bezpren..xur ako may kasalanan to!!..well...

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 epidemia_:exams...senioRs..

.......konti na lang kaming pumapasok..hahhaha...epidemia?..grr...halos lahat kami..lahat nga...inUubo, anD maY sip.oN..ang iBa nilalagnat..keA nga konti na lang kaming pumapasok..ako, last week nilalagnat,..den...til now inuUbo anD may siPon...aYun...anD sa lahat, kami yunG may pinakakoNti ng attendance..among 8 sections in the LabSkul ha!!...section rizal ang may epidemia..may epidemia din sa mabini...wow SEnIORs yun!!...lapit na exaMs...hmm.......this thursday anD friday...hindi pa rin ako nag-aaral...bahala na si GOD,...eh sa aYokong mag-aral...

 TLE, Math,PHYSICS....haaaay...bahala na talaga!!.....[nawawala pa naMan anG calcu ko!!]

ke Ruth na notebUk ako aasa!!....hala patay akong talaga!! 

aMity= friendship

well, insPeaKing oF frieNdsHip...WAR kami ng bezpRen ko..ng dahil laNg sa isaNg guRL, aNg "EX" ni Joben[bezpren ni ruth a.k.a. pantasya]...aYUn..nililigawaN nia, halU kakabReaK laNg nila ni KEYPI!!, kainiz xa, aKo daPat aNg Unang makaaLam,..juztice..xempwe bezpren ako eh...pEo kasi kainiz laNg, hindi nia inaAmin oBvious naMn..

kasabaY namin sa pedicab aNg gUrL kanina ni Ruth, kasama nUng guRl ung fren niA na mAy cRush dati sa bezpren ko...ewaN paraNg pinatataMaaN aKo..

di ko pa rin kinakaUsaP si bezpreN...hmPz..deaDma ko xa!!!...dami ko na kagalit ha!!, si bezpren, si papa geOrge, si pedz, si BaBui....sino pa kaYa aNg dadagdag?, si jHenn?...yeaH paraNg nainis yun sa kin kanina,...BAD na ba aKo maxaDo?...di naMAn..

saD aKo dis past few daYs..

haaY, la pa palang panalo aNg SMB!!! and taLo aNg cOke...kahapOn..